Saturday, March 28, 2015

Zombie Fallout Trailer Quotes page two

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Nate Webster I just wanna play Durgan
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Rod Carnahan Zombie Fallout, more fun then watching two one legged zombies in an ass kicking contest. And tastier then bacon flavored pop tarts!
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Andrew Casavechia When zombies and vampires drag the world to hell in a handbasket, this is the story of a man holding that basket.
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Guy George When life delivered Mike stinky stuff between the toes. Mike Talbot delivered unto the undead, the wrath of a man who will do anything to protect his family and those people around him he loves.
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Daniele Stephenson Michael Talbot. 
Yes he's neurotic, sarcastic, has a huge problem with germs (and authority),and never thinks before he speaks but he is your best chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse.
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Andrew C. Laufer Pop tarts, Purell, and Paps Blue Ribbon...that's all I need.....
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Leslie Whitaker Mike Talbot must save his family...and the pop tarts...with the dead at his heels...
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Adrian Sommerville "One man on a quest to save his family, but can he save humanity from the scourge of the Undead and the Talbot family curse."
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Gordon Richardson If you think your having a bad day, think again. You could always be Michael Talbot!
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Nick Reed Can't a guy take a shower around hear
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Mark Simpson The only man that wished for a zombie apocalypse is thrown into his worst nightmare realm to lead his family against the hoards
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Michelle Williams-Bateman Mike Talbot: husband, father, Marine. In a world of zombies, what would Talbot do?
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Kimberly Sansone In a world overrun with zombies, only one man is stupid enough to stand against them to save his family. That man is Michael Talbot.
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Mike Bunch In a world over run with zombies all one man needs is family of misfits oh and hand sanitizer
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Mike Bunch Mike Talbot faces a world over run with zombies , all he needs is his family and hand sanitizer .
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Misty Myers Gore,suspense,and comedic relief is what you will get from the great Mike Talbot as he fights off the unthinkable to protect those he holds dear.
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Michelle Brown Gleckl The world has fallen and the Fallout is just beginning.
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Matt Rigney Mike Talbot: the man the myth the legend.
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Robert Johnson Humanities only chance of survival lies in the hands of a small band of survivors. But can they survive Talbotism
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James Wallen In a world of zombies and sadistic vampires the only way to survive is pure sarcasm and jackassery. In Talbot We Trust.
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Tom Jackson SEX AND FREE BEER!! Now I have your attention get this book.
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Iain Johnston Will Mike Talbots journey of zombie apocolyptic horror ever end? .....We rather hope not!
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Ebony Owes You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be horrified... Just strap in and enjoy the ride.
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James Wallen In a "WWTD" world of zombies; he better check with Tracy first
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Bailey Beaver When you're facing problems ranging from germs to hordes of the undead, there's only one question you need to ask yourself: What Would The Talbott's Do?
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Karl Cook More fun than a bulldogs slobber
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Shantell Gregg Marx A MUST READ! This has it all, action adventure, drama, laughter, love, sacrifice, and of course, peephole licking.
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Lee Jackson Jr "Wait, when have I ever had a plan? I dont remember discussing a plan, just kind of a hopeful outcome that doesnt have us dead or having to eat another damn poptart, which I personally think is even worse than becoming a zombie."-Mike Talbot
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Bethany Stutsman Hagardt One man, one zombie apocalypse and a whole lot of pop tarts.
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Evonna Hartshorn He always secretly hoped for a zombie apocalypse. Can a germafobic Mike keep his family and friends safe while on the run from a pissed off vampire, while trying to survive a zombie fallout?
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Rory Atkinson Cleansing the world of a zombie plague....with pop tarts and dog farts!
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Kyle Shimp Henderson Grab your hand sanitizer and silver bullets. A germiphobes version of a vampire, zombie apacoplypse.
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Bailey Beaver Whether it's germs or the zombie apocalypse, all you need is family.
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Rusty Darko A new and refreshing take on the classic zombie genre that has the perfect balance of laughter and frights. Prepare yourself for an incredible reading experience.
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David Mendoza "They lived in myth and mind for centuries as the undead. They never considered them a threat."
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Jacob Frerichs A man forced to take action to protect his family and friends from the zombie fallout. Mike Talbot is willing to sacrifice his soul to keep his loved ones safe.
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Steven Thornbrugh It's the end of the world and I'm in my underwear.
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Carmela Ellis Can one man save the world? He doesn't know if he can, but Mike Talbot is sure going to try. Get ready for a roller coaster on the Zombie Fallout Express.
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Jess H. Bishop Mike stands between the zombies and saving humanity but who will save Mike from the dirty old lady spy?
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Jason Neil Zombies, Poptarts and Sarcasm oh my!
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Thea Dora You thought this was a zombie apocalypse you were wrong this is a Talbot apocalypse and their armed with pop tarts and a bulldog
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Shaun Goss INFECTION IS IMMINENT! Once you see it you'll be like a mindless zombie never getting enough, a deep rooted hunger for more!
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Carrie Dileo It's impossible and against all odds that they are gonna survive a world covered in flesh eating zombies....only someone forgot to tell Michael Talbot... A fast paced , sarcastically funny , can't put down read!
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Dean Window If you thought a Zombie Apocalypse was the worst nightmare possible. Well you haven't met Michael Talbot, did we mention he is a Germophobe. .................
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Wade Newman "Mike Talbot, a man who would barely be considered noticeable on any normal day, takes a band of rag tag friends and family up against pure evil and an Army of the undead. The world has turned upside down and the last man you would think capable is fighting supernatural forces for life, love, and even his own soul."
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Lee Jackson Jr The continuing post apocalyptic adventures of Mike Talbot and company. The trials and tribulations of survival of a gun toting germaphobe....yep, more zombies. They just wont die
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Alicia Ochoa In a zombie apocalypse there is one thing that matters above all else, Family. One man defies all odds to protect his own.
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Joy Gissing Be Warned! If you weren't a neurotic, gun toting conspiracy theorist prepper before who was not afraid of the flu vaccine, you will be after reading Mark Tufo's Zombie Fallout.
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Lee Jackson Jr Ahhh CRAP! More Zombies...hey we got any more Poptarts, im starving.
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Shawn Breen Zombie apocalypse or not Never stand between a dad and his family. It will leave you asking would Talbot do?
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Eric Cooper One family, endless zombies, germaphobia , horrifying big laughs, and pop tarts lots of pop tarts. Survive, cry, laugh, and love with the Talbots.
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Ian Walker It's not the apocalypse, just the end of civilisation with apocalyptic dog farts and pop tarts.
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Rich Clarke Threw up in my mouth
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Wayne Lawrence A reluctant hero, zombies, a pissed off vampire and pop tarts!
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Alfa Polanco When the Zombie apocalypse happens you will only want person by your side. Yes, Mike Talbot!
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Brandon Williamson The end of the world is the beginning of a hero's journey.
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Adrian Arreola WTF?!!! Oh s#!+!!!
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Fred Goodrich Mike Talbot, the hero of the zombie fallout or the horror of the zombie fallout. Only time will tell
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Eric D. Thompson The only thing he hates more than cherry pop tarts is the damn zombie apocalypse. Mike Talbot, Savior of humanity.
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Jay Mills-Smith "Germaphobes leave your wipes behind! Surviving a world of double tapping the undead has some SPLATTER!" 
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Cellus Clark When human kind is powerless to rid the world of the Zombie plague, one man will become more than human in order to fight back and save the Earth from this extinction level event.
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Benoit Surprenant "Zombies in the yard.. What would talbot do?"
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Jeff Nussbaum Zombies, immortals, old geezers smoking like a freight train.....and one badass family. THIS IS GOING TO BE EPIC!!!!!!!
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Peter Kirby One man and his family against a hoard of zombies. Surviving the Talbot way.
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Casey Bauer In a world of the undead, only your wits and sarcastic mouth will save you. Pop tarts, dog farts, and hungry cats included.
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Eric Shaw With the fall of humanity, a legend is born. Out of the fallout hope is forged.
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Carlos Waddy The beginning of the end. Now who wants some
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Devin Dickson An epic adventure through an apocalyptic world, full of zombies. An adventure that will forever change one family, as they struggle to survive.
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Jack Van Den Berg A Germophobe... A Zombie apocalypse.... This is going to get messy!!
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Chuck Mutch Glove up, guns up! Fistbump double tap!
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James Mayo "A tale of the apocalypse more horrifying than cherry poptarts dipped in Moxie!"
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Leigh Conner Lombardi The funniest but yet goriest zombie series; death, germs and pop tarts included.
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Jacki Hynum Clark Mankind's only hope against the zombie apocalypse is Mike Talbot and his family...As long as there's enough ammunition And Clorox wipes!
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Anthony Farber Mike Talbot just wanted to take a leisurely drive about town in his jeep, that is, until the Zombies came. Now he just wants to keep his family safe all while struggling to stay clean.
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Xavier Villalobos One imperfect mortal man is the perfect man to save what's most important to him. What would you do?
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Jordan Morgan Michael Talbot is truly the one person you would never want to be around . He is a magnet for all the soul twisting sights in your darkest dreams.
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Casey Jones Be careful what you wish for.
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Kat Lewandowski It's the end of the world as we know it, the Zombie Apocalypse is here. One man, his family and a farting dog are the last hope for humanity.
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Susan Tamayo A germaphobs worst nightmare...surviving from the undead.
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Michael Salo Zombies 3.0? And now vampires...what the F*** man.
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Randy Robinson Jr. It's the Black and White Zombie Comedy this world has been craving for years!
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Shaun Goss You'll laugh, cry, cheer and swear! WARNING, TALBOT INFECTION IMMINENT!
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Pamela Hosford All Mike wanted was his family to stay together during the zombie apocolypse, but an ancient vampire enemy had an agenda all her own.
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Sabrina Joy All out, all undead. A Zombie Fallout that puts you high on the edge of your seat! When you're caught, you can't be saved.
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Shaun Goss You'll laugh, cry, cheer and swear! WARNING, Talbot infection Imminent!
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Nancy McConnell Follow the trials of Mike Talbot as he fights against flesh eating zombies and his own two left feet. No Twinkies, ham or Strawberry pop tarts allowed.
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Kaz Pumphrey A quest for family, for friends and most importantly cold beer. A Michael Talbot story complete with drug induce flashbacks.
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K-Eight Unusually "A comical dreaded adventure of a cynical man and his family slaying zombies, fighting vampires and taking the guidance of Ryan Seacrest, All while trying to keep his hands clean!"
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P.j. Hayes When the going gets tough... Get Talbot.
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Kaz Pumphrey What does a germaphobe and an marine have in common.during the zombie apocalypse? Find out in the Zombia fallout seriesn
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Donna Neville-Theiler Family is all that Michael Talbot has and he will do anything to protect them. Even if that means fighting off the undead and becoming one of them himself.
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David Bailey Michael Talbot doesn't think hes a hero, He's just a man fighting for the lives of his friends and family at all cost, Even at the cost of his immortal soul!!!
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Ryan Matthew Walsh This is not a series you can just read! It becomes you!
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Lawrence Valadrinn And a touch of Henry with pickled weasel
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Vince Nardi Marcus Tullius Cicero said “A room without books is like a body without a soul.” Mike Talbot fights for humanity with his body and soul!
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Jackie Chin Zombiepalooza Radio "It's Infectuous!"
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Patrick Marshall Zombie apocalypse, vampires, family, friends, a sarcastic hero, and a bulldog. Zombie Fallout.
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Rob Moffitt When the zombie apocalypse breaches his community, Micheal Talbot takes matters into his own hands. Through adventure, survival, and situational humor, Micheal will stop at nothing to protect the ones that he loves.
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Elizabeth Guernsey Simon One man, one bulldog and family band together at the end of the world to fight zombies and utter evil. With pop tarts and antibacterial lotion...
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Mike Evans In the wake of a zombie Apocalypse Michael Talbot had no plans to be a hero or leader. He had one thing in mind and that was taking care of his loved ones.
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Michael Heintz Zombies + Vampires + Rednecks = Best book series ever!
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Christopher Myers Wow, to much to say . Good luck all..
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Kenneth Kirby Beer, gods gift to mankind since the dawn of time... oh wait, this is about zombies
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Sean Moriarty Mike Talbot...The Bear Grylles of the zombie apocalypse.
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Brian Holland Great genre series! I cannot get enough.
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Cheryl Derivi Zombies, vampires, magic, true love. Truly a series you never want to put down.
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Tim Holtz Zombies to the left of me, more flesh eaters to the right. Zero fucks given!
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Aubrey Rocky Moreau Adam Carolla as Mike Talbot, in a movie theater coming to you. (sorry thought it said movie and that was the main character in my head while reading)
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George Sh A Man, his Family and world full of Zombies!
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Kimberly Griffith "Horrific and hilarious, possibly the most entertaining zombie series yet. Rollercoaster ride from start to finish..."
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Tom Sandholm Greatest Zombie series. Ever! (2 sentences, short and sweet)
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Darek Zajac "I have read 8 booksof this so it must be good. If Mark ever go crazy and start writing stuff on walls with his own poo i will read it too." (Yes, i know, including ZF 4.5 there is technically 9 books 
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David Carson I remember crossing t6he road meant stop look and listen... for cars
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Jody McLee Death is stalking, Zombies walking, running, all they want is a bite.....of you. The Zombies Fallout of everywhere, beware, take care all they want is to eat your brain.
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Snikle Elkins I'm not here to live your life for you. I'm here to live it with you.
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Lisa Marie Williams The story of Michael Talbot, his family and his friends. Can brains beat brain eaters?
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Daniel McIntyre Death is not all pop-tarts and zombies... beer helps
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Phoenix H Tindall "Michael Talbot is one clorox wipe from being committed, now he has to save the world from the zombie plague that has killed most of mankind.. Pissah. "
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Mike Patton Able to save mankind after stepping in dog shit
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Jon Salzman "Death is the end, but for Mike Talbot it is just the beginning. One man, one family, one million zombies"
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Mark Wagstaff Live, Long and Zombies. With a Dog.
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Chris Rockefeller Grant "In a world...zombies have taken control, but one man has other plans."
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Tracy Hillhouse It's a Zombie Apocalypse! Follow Mike Talbot as he and his band try to survive and thrive.
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Kelleigh Fowler Zombie and Comedy, a match made for the apocalypse.
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Stephen Marshall This series is too good for any review or comment. If you haven't already read your either one of the zombies, or some relation of mrs d
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Sarah Mayo Zombie Apocalypse Survival Manual........forget popcorn......bring poptarts and sani-wipes
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Carol Scott good luck
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Bill Allen the world may have ended for most...but for a small brave group the fight is just begining
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Lisa Dellert "The line has been drawn....the rising dead only the beginning. They say there is nothing scarier than a angry (dead) woman. You haven't met Mike protecting his family. This side of hell...let the match begin...."
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Remy Droddy When washing his hands wasn't enough to stop the apocalypse, Mike talbot enlisted the next best thing for a germaphobe..pop tarts...when you have poptarts, you control Tommy. It's the only thing to defeat the army of undead and its mistress Eliza.
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Jason Wilson It's time not to fallout with zombies. but to kill them. Mike Talbot is the ultimate killer and germaphobe.
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Joseph Steele Just missed it.
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John Timothy Harrington BT "What's that smell another zombie" Mike "No Henry just farted"
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John Timothy Harrington BT gives Mike the middle finger and Mike's replies "I love you man"!
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Robert O'Reilly Jr I hand sanitizer killed zombies, Mike Talbot could save the world. He'll just have to think of something else.
I've never read an author that will go so far for an analogy. I think it's funnier than a fat kid trying to climb the rope with a Pop Tart in gym class. (Is that still politically incorrect?)
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Steve Palmer "The memorable characters put this book a notch above the rest of those zombie novels out there"
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Wayne Bretz One mans journey through the zombie apocalypse, with the help of his family, friends, and wonder dog henery, Join Mike Talbot as he survives Zombie Fallout!
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William Fortner "This is a great series of books about a flawed man and his struggles to keep his family safe. Make you feel like part of that family and even more part of man himself." 
That's the best I can do thanks again tufo I'll be a fan to the end
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Andrew McAllister The Zombie Apocalypse, one man stands alone, defender of his family. His only allies the voices in his head
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Fred Deer You'll yearn for the time that Death was the end we all shared.
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You'll wish that Death was still something we all shared in the end.
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You'll wish that Death was the end.
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Bobby Wayne McKinney Tracy Talbot hurt himself again!!!!!!!
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Cara Ulbricht Anderson Zombies were only a start of the threat to mankind.
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Chris Griffin "A pop tart for you, a zombie for me."
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